Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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