- Anti Joke

Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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