- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Barack Obama.

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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