- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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