What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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why girl die cancer

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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