What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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