- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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