- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Feminism.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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