Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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Feminism.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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