- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Obama lin Baden.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What do you say to a rock? Meow

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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