What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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I literally died laughing

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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