- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Woman's Rights

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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