- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

Bitch

A black man has a job.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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