- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What is life? Paul.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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