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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

c-? men, C-men

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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