Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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You bumder!

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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