Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Reverse psychology never fails.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

This sentance contains three errers

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

what goes boo a sock

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

That is so fetch

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why? Why not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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