A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...