What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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