- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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