- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

being sober in a bar fight

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.