- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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