- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

If you were a cactus, why?

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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