There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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What the hell are you doing?

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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