- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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