- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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