- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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