A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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