A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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