- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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