- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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