- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.