- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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