- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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