- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

knock knock who's there ?

you see theres this guy.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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