- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

boobs!

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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