Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Anthony sucks

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

womens rights

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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