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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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