- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

what is a chicken answer: chicken

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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