- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

I have an erection My mom!

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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