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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Girls soccer

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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