- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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