- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

What's 9 + 10 19

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Women's rights

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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