A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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hey guys im gay

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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