A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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