What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Hello

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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