- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Adam Chebali has no life

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Albert your flies undone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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