- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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