Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Women deserve equal rights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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general tso's broccoli

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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