Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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woman's lacrosse

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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