What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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