What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

whats the capital of congo famine

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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