- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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