- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

My name is me I like fired chicken!

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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