- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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