Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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