What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

u suck

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

So a horse walks into a barn.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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