- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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