- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Yo Momma is not fat.

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