How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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snooki

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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