- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

you give like i give lomain

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

YO FACE

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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