- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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