- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

do you wanna hear a joke school

Laugh.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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