A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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su algato es en fuego

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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