Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads: "A rare bearlike mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) of the mountains of China and Tibet, having woolly fur with distinctive black and white markings. Also called giant panda, panda bear." Seeing absolutely nothing in this description that would rationalize the homicides the panda had just committed, the bartender arrived at the reasonable conclusion that the panda was psychotic and having severe psychological problems which probably caused the incident. The bartender couldn't help but wonder if this tragedy could've been avoided had the panda been properly screened for schizophrenia and guns been properly secured in a safe at the panda's mother's house.

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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