- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

A fish swims up your penis...

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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