do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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