What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

How come anti jokes r funny

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

A sober Amy Winehouse

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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