- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

You know what's funny? Rape

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Cheese

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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