What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

penis haha

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

PIED NINNY!

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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