- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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