- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

black people

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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