Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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