Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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