- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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