A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Good job, son.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What's 9+10? 19

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Chicken

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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