how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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