How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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