- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Justin Bieber

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

A mormon walks into a bar.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

What's 9 + 10 19

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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