- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

You know what's natural? Bears.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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