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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

In soviet Russia...things are different

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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