- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

kill yourself

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Trump will make America great again.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Smelly Indians.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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