- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

A black man walks out of a police station

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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