- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Nickleback.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Your sex life.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Colin is gay but toasters are not

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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