- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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