- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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