- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

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