- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

So a seal walks into a club.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How do you make a car? You build it.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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