- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

hi mom

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Julian Ha.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

an ethopian thanksgiving

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Antijokes...

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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