- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

You having friends.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Fart

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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