What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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9/11.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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