Rylan Clark

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Penis

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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