- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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