- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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