- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Neil Lewis

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Indians

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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