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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Nickelback

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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