Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

How old are you? 7

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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your mom is so fat.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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