Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Racial Equality

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Justin Bieber

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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