How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Women's Rights

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

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