theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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A blind man watches TV

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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roy g biv

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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