Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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