What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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