- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

I went to work today....

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??