- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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