- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

This is sparta No this is patrick

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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