- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Terry has ebola

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

YOLO

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

404 Error: Joke not found

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

ur mum

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

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