- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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